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I’ll start: Hammer is the only cat to have ever won the Iditarod.
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I exist.
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Luna has never eaten — or rolled in — poop.
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Scout would never attack the air out of the window of a car.
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my pet transcends humani
ty
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Hondo invented radio-telegraphy.
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Lucy is not allowed on the couch.
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You're a pet, eh?
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I’m petless at the moment, but here’s a former foster, Penny:
She will not try to murder any dog she meets...
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Wait, I get it now.
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B
onnie is the worst pet ever
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Chikuwa was the first canine cast member of SNL.
Sylvie has never been mistaken for a cat
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Ewww
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Gus is fluent in 3 animal languages.
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Nice work Hondo!
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Mufasa is actually a lion.
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Turrible.
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They all do.
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Rush is a friend to cats and small rodents, he is especially gentle with turkeys and squirrels.
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That's quite an accomplishment!
Hammer is definitely bigger than Sylvie.
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Which ones!
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True facts.
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I think Rush and Hammer would get along famously.
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I think of a cat stood it’s ground he would just want to play. When they turn tail and run it’s game on.
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She’s only 7 mo. now, she was probably 5 mo there. She will get bigger and bulldoggy.
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these are the only “pets” we have currently, my wife feeds the birds/racoons/bunnies. The racoons in turn tear up our deck furniture and bash it into the side of the house at 3 AM to wake me up....
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Guinea pig, marmoset and tribble.
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S akamoto-san is a factory-trained Toyota & Volvo mechanic.
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My dog Rover exists.
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I had to get rid of my German Shepherd dog as I got sick and tired of coming home to find annoyed German tourists in my house wanting to go home.
Lol.
I'll see myself out.
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All of my dogs are trained killers who would bite your face off if they were given a chance.
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I just got chills down my spine!
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Clem got into USC on a rowing scholarship. He quit the team to focus on his grades
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Ellie has never pulled books off the shelves and eaten the corners to let you know when she thinks she’s been alone too long , and she certainly isn’t the head of household security.
Shelby has never stolen loafs of bread and hamburger buns and hidden them under pillows around the house.
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Sophie will reluctantly watch Broncos games with me, but she's actually a big Giants fan.
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Ravna is a timid girl and cautious eater who has never once been driven to the vet in haste to make her throw up something very bad for her that she happily picked up off the sidewalk
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Olive is an avid ultra- marathon runner.
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Thündër is a one-cat heavy metal band
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Our chickens can out think many world leaders.
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Are you saying that Gus doesn't speak doggo?
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I don't think that's a lie...
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He looks like a rower.
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In reality, that's exactly what Hammer would do.
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I can believe that.
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Bwahaha!!
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I never claimed ‘ all'. And, as a collective, they have the thinking power of a drunken 12 year old at a McDonalds birthday party
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Are you sure you didn't post a picture of Scooby Doo?
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Ha!
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Those paws get you into some very hard to reach places!
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I can see that.
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Tazz is actually a Leopard.
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Noice!
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Ah, the elusive North American Garbage Panda.
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Daawwwww!
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You really shouldn't!
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I mean, I wish I didn't, but ....
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The chickens or the world leaders?
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Hmmmm...now I am quite unsure.
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That is correct.
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Feeding raccoons and squirrels seldom ends well and is, in fact, very difficult to end at all because they extort you with damage to your deck, furniture, house, et cetera.
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Milkbone fan, more like...
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Fiona is the sled dog that Jack London wrote about in Call of the Wild .
Are you back in school yet? Two days of Kumbayah for me next week, work day Friday, kiddos the following Monday.
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She will only grudgingly eat a milk b one. I'd say she was picky, but in reality she will eat every other thing offered to her.
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That derg is exactly what I pictured when reading that book.
We had institute days Monday and Tuesday. Today is the first day with the kids. It was supposed to be Wednesday, but our new parking lot was not done in time, so yesterday was locker day for the kids. It was nice to get a paid day to actually work on my room for the first time ever.
Our new parking lot is an embarrassment of riches for parking spots. The old lot had barely enough spots for the whole staff. The new lot is almost twice the size.
My schedule is insane this year. I rotate in and out of different periods and grade levels and subjects constantly. I have ten different schedules. I’m overloaded for the first seven weeks, then I’m at a normal load for a while, then I’m underloaded, then I finish the year WAY overloaded.
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Just don't tell her that her legs are too short because it won't matter to her.
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People also underestimate how substantial — and strong — r accoons are.
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T ell me about it - as “cute” as they are, I am hoping they end up as raccoon pancakes. They are basically 30lbs genius level rats with opposable thumbs. My wife’s aunt hand feeds the little demons at her place...
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Short barrel, .357 magnum, so you can use a .38 Special hollow point that is a much milder round, but will definitely eradicate a raccoon. And a shorter barrel — more carbine length — so more manageable in tighter spaces. And it’s old fashioned, so no AR-15 gun grabbing zealots will hate you quite as much as they would if you were exterminating raccoons with an assault rifle. And there’s always strychnine ...
JK, mostly, but it’s a serious problem and 30-lb genius rat is an apt description.